February 2012
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i only like sex
attractive boy: hi i don't stick to relationships
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friend: what songs should i listen to by them
me: well you should start with their first demos to see where they came from you know then they have a couple eps and the first album is really great oh and there's the acoustic sessions for that cd and then the second album the live dvd the song they did for that movie soundtrack the third album their "pop goes" covers are really good too but i mean look up this one date on youtube because they played that one song live and it made me wanna cry it was so perfect their concert is coming up we should go they're really good and they're putting out a new music video soon you should watch it holy fuck its gonna be so great oh and then there's this video of them playing for the first time in high school here i found a picture of them from 06 omg look how young they were thats so weird hey where'd you go
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If you don’t like to read, you haven’t found the right book.
– J. K. Rowling (via winterwelt)
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But our house gets cold when you cut the heating. Without you to hold I’ll...
– Ed Sheeran
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peetas-breadstick:
narglesstealmystuff:
Girl Can Say Any Word Backwards Within Seconds
Holy fudge!
she’s an alien.
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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mirror-of-erised:
omg
i just got an email that i sent to myself a year ago using one of those “email yourself in the future” things
and its just me saying happy valentines day to myself because i knew i’d be alone this year
me: omg what a nice group of guys and they can sing too am i in heaven this is too good to be true yay i cant wait to see them in concert and get all of their tshirts and meet them
management: lol
wallet: lol
atlantic ocean: lol
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everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
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A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a...
laugh-addict:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
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